deuce oven

1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.

2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.

1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!

2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.

3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!

4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!

by deuce master April 14, 2014

Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

deuce-flames

heated lumps of fiery shits

oh man, he's shooting deuce-flames out of his ass

by Serrant May 13, 2008

Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.

by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019

Seven Deuce

The worst hand in the game of taxes holdem poker.

Me: I Fold...

Jerry: You couldn't even call my blind?

Me: Yeah i git dealt seven deuce off suit

by JJMacAttack April 14, 2017

Deuce Chamber

The toilet designated for all poops to take place.

Hey man don't shit in that toilet use the downstairs deuce chamber.

by scottyman4us September 1, 2011

beut the deuce

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".

Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"

by Marben April 18, 2008