Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018

Daveliz

Daveliz is particularly a very thick girl with many qualities, she’s well developed and most importantly she’s super intelligent, she loves life science and she can be quite the comedian, she’s super special and kind and you can’t find another girl like her

I want that girl daveliz in my life!!

Wow anyone with daveliz sure is lucky!!

by Daddy mike682 June 8, 2019

Daveeda

a loving friend who is pretty cool. she is a funny girl who loves everyone and is always supportive to others. she is one in a million

I want to be just like Daveeda

by i.s09 February 26, 2020

Dave orit

Meaning, “day for it”.

Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit

by Wolf week March 27, 2020

Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

Refer to Dave

Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

Dave

My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave”

Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.

We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.

If you know a Dave then you know...

•Your life is complete

•Your in risk of getting murdered

•You probably know 10 more Dave’s

“Can you give this to Dave?”
“Which one-?”

by Garyisntthegoldfish February 14, 2021

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021