1 definition by Garyisntthegoldfish

Dave

My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave”

Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.

We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.

If you know a Dave then you know...

•Your life is complete

•Your in risk of getting murdered

•You probably know 10 more Dave’s

“Can you give this to Dave?”
“Which one-?”

by Garyisntthegoldfish February 14, 2021