dancing pirate

Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg.

My girlfriend looked funny as hell after the dancing pirate.

by Troy McGrath June 16, 2003

Wall Dancing

The art of solo dancing with a wall often seen in drinking establishments in the late hours of night, or early hours of morning. Usual particpants, but not exclusive owners of the art, are the extremely inebraited or intoxicated

Look at Renee - she is wall dancing. She so owns that wall

by mjo074 February 4, 2009

surrounded smother dancing

when at least two girls (4 should be plenty. You'll understand why) surround a guys head and grind there asses on his head at the same time.

The act of surrounded smother dancing was made. 4 girls treated one lucky dude by grinding all of there asses on each side of his head at the same time.

by The Dom April 11, 2007

Investment Dating

When a guy is over 18 and can't get a girl his age so he goes after someone who is below 18 that is way out of his league but he smuthers her until she turns 18 then he marries her. Normally these guys have very little if any game, and there is at least a 5 year age difference.

Mark started investment dating Angie when she was 14 and he was 21!

by badboysouth678 September 1, 2009

Irish Dancing

Only the best form of dance ever! It's traditional (from ireland) yet competitive. Shows like riverdance, lord of the dance and celtic tiger have made it more popular. Lots of people are usually ignorant to the fact of how hard irish dancers work to get to the top. It takes a lot of practise, determination and skill. There's soft shoes and hardshoes, solo dances and team dances, competitions and concerts. Its basically the best thing ever!

I love Irish Dancing, its better than scottish dancing and more fun than tap and jazz.

by irish_gal October 20, 2008

Habbo dating

When a boy and a girl (or two boys or girls if they're gay) start dating on Habbo. They usually do not and never will know each other in real life, but they do "real life" activities, such as going on dates, having sex, getting married and "having" babies. Overall, habbo dating isnt that bad, but personally I dont do it much, i'd rather have a real boyfriend than a habbo one.

(1)
Habbo boy: Hi, you're really cute
Habbo girl: *blushes* Thank you
Habbo boy: Will you be my girlfriend?
Habbo girl: Sure, lets have sex!

(2)
Boy: So Larry, is it true that you have a girlfriend?
Other Boy: Yeah, course!
Boy: Whats her name?
Other Boy: (says her habbo name)
Boy: Ohmygod, Larry, you're habbo dating!
Other Boy: Yeah, so?

by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009

dancing

Something white males cannot accomplish properly sober

did you see John last night dancing on the table?

by JY September 2, 2003