ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

Cole Custer

Cole Custer is a NASCAR Cup Series driver for Stewart-Haas Racing, driving the #41. Previously driving for Stewart-Haas in the Xfinity Series, he earned nine wins and two championship four appearances. He won Rookie of the Year this year after winning at Kentucky, and earning a spot in the 2020 playoffs. In 2014, he was the youngest truck series winner ever after winning at New Hampshire Motor Speedway at only 15-years old.

Cole Custer battles for the lead on the inside!

by colecusterfan41 October 22, 2020

custy

A preppy kid who gets ripped off when buying weed because they don't know their count.

I just sold a gram to this custy for 15 bucks! HAHAHA!

by eSentrik February 4, 2004

tongue custard

Semen, named for it's appearance on someone's tongue.

The bitch was sucking my dick, so I blew her some tongue custard.

by Bobby Brutality December 9, 2008

custie

Short for 'customer'- drug dealer slang used to denote either a customer in general or a customet who would pay higher then average prices for the drugs. Can also be used a s a verb 'to custie someone'.

'Super' is often added to strengthen the word (ie a supercustie)

Mike is such a custie...he paid $60 for this eighth of weed.

As verb: I totally custied Mike. He got custie.

by P-town really oldskool March 18, 2004

custie

A poser. Someone who goes to a "jamband" show yet doesn't know anything about the band, goes to the show because its deemed cool, has subwoofers that play 50 Cent all day in their SUV, wears the stereotypical hippy clothing, and makes fun of people who talk about 'positive vibes' and 'positive energy.' This describes, in essence, 95% of all Widespread Panic fans and also would be appropriate terminology for 80% of the crowds at Phish shows from 1999 and on.

"Dude, what is Todd doing at this Phish show? That jackass wears polo shirts with flipped up collars and yet today he has flip flops on with patchwork pants and a retro Dead shirt on from 77! Todd wouldn't know good music if it bit him on the ass. What a custie!"

by Jive Turkey April 11, 2005

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005