cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018

baby cousin

Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.

How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.

by Bruce Bentley March 12, 2007

cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

sister-cousin

a sister-cousin is when your baby's daddy has a child with your sister-- your baby and her baby are sister-cousins.

"im going to the movies tonight with my sister-cousin"

by scrapwebb January 6, 2012

chouse

noun /chowz/ (pl. chouse) 1. an extremely cool person, often times someone that others wish they could be.

We are hanging out here with celebrities like a bunch of chouse.

by Mary123456789 December 14, 2008

PETER COUSINS

Having indirectly slept with the same girl as your friend via another mans peter

Mike slept with some furry skank, who slept with my girlfriends ex boyfriend who then slept with her, therefore I have indirectly slept with a furry skank and we are now Peter Cousins.

by Tricky Trav April 13, 2010