cricket

Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".

Cricket is my religion and Sachin is my god.

by SachinMyGod April 20, 2011

The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

moon cricket

Term derived from African folk lore, translated loosely to hungry chimp in the night.

Honey please give that moon cricket some change, he looks pathetic.

by sda2007 January 5, 2008

moon cricket

Usually used as a racial slur against black people. I'm told it has to do with the shine off their faces and the continual noise they seem to make. It was a popular term in the American South 100 years or so ago.

I just saw a moon cricket hold-up a liquor store.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 4, 2010

betty crocker supreme

when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.

max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.

stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?

max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.

by maxstephen June 17, 2008

jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.

Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places

Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard

by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010