cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.

Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.

by j-dizzle87 June 3, 2017

hydrolyzed crank

Slang for Methamphetamine

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank

by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023

spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

Crank start

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.

I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.

by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012