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crack fuckery

unwise, unwell behavior engaged in bullshit activity.
The fraudster is using my name to make weird personal messages, friend requests, ask for money and engage in general crack fuckery.
by MB20Fan January 23, 2015
mugGet the crack fuckerymug.

pop crack

Pop songs that are sonically engineered to be formulaic enough for the radio, follow the trends of pop music, are catchy and easy to follow, but also shocking and unique in some way that sets them apart from everything else on the radio, making the listener want to listen to these songs more in order to understand them. This term originated from the YouTuber "Internet Jules" as a way to describe artists such as Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande, etc.

NOTE: This isn't a negative term, but is merely a term describing smart pop music writing in the industry.
Person 1: I love that Ariana Grande's new song 'No Tears Left To Cry' so much!!
Person 2: Yeah, she's really good at creating pop crack.
by returnofsakura July 30, 2018
mugGet the pop crackmug.

Crack-snack

A snack that is kept in the crack, in case of emergencies. Resembles a churro that is thicker with a veiny texture.
Hey dude I already ate my Crack-snack, can I have yours?
mugGet the Crack-snackmug.

leftover crack

a damn good squat, politi-kill, atheist skacore band from NYC with good lyrics. Formerly Choking Victim , but with a different drummer.
by crazz August 22, 2003
mugGet the leftover crackmug.

crack a crunch

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.
by Hexis August 20, 2008
mugGet the crack a crunchmug.

Half crack

A medical anomaly when someone's crack only extends halfway up his or her butt.
Omg, Emily! Turn around and look in the mirror. You've got a half crack!
by BooVeAYYE July 24, 2016
mugGet the Half crackmug.

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart
Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?
by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009
mugGet the Crack a yolkermug.

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