crack fuckery

unwise, unwell behavior engaged in bullshit activity.

The fraudster is using my name to make weird personal messages, friend requests, ask for money and engage in general crack fuckery.

by MB20Fan January 23, 2015

Crack Laughing

Bursting into a prolonged fit of intense, uncontrollable laughter. Used to describe how you feel inside when you find yourself in a pleasing set of circumstances, or at least in comparison to a worse outcome that also might have occurred. Instigating this sort of reaction in someone is called making that person "crack laugh up".

Mikey told me a hilarious joke the other day with his crazy accent, and I couldn't stop crack laughing!!!

by em-mikey October 12, 2011

leftover crack

a damn good squat, politi-kill, atheist skacore band from NYC with good lyrics. Formerly Choking Victim , but with a different drummer.

leftover crack is the shit.

by crazz August 22, 2003

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Half crack

A medical anomaly when someone's crack only extends halfway up his or her butt.

Omg, Emily! Turn around and look in the mirror. You've got a half crack!

by BooVeAYYE July 24, 2016

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

Crack shot

a "correct" shot; someone who is skilled at shooting; a good shot; a good shooter

That girl shot ten out of ten targets and hit every shot perfectly. She's a crack shot when it comes to target shooting!
Etymology, Origins: "Crack" has been interpreted from the word "CORRECT" over the years.

by grace given June 10, 2018