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Crack Kid 

An ape shit crazy kid who apparently is on crack and enjoys getting hit with basketballs.
Dude - "This kid is defiantly on crack right now"
Crack kid: "Yeah!" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"

Crack Pack

When you put crack cocaine in a pudding cup and feed it to children.
Tom: Whoa, Billy sure is acting strange today!
Sam: Yeah, I gave him a crack pack for snacktime.
Crack Pack by chippofftheoldblock February 18, 2017

Crack Spot 

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.
Just know my condo is the crack spot
Crack Spot by papa moyer January 11, 2010

crack rock steady 

A damn fine style of music which combines elements of hardcore, crust punk, ska and even to shit like gangster rap.the name comes from the old reggae offshoot, rocksteady, and the bands related with crack rock steady's enjoyment of smoking crack. Common lyric subject matter includes Atheism, hate of the police, the Vagrant Lifestyle and smoking crack.
if your interested, check out bands like: Leftover crack; choking victim; Morning Glory: crack rock steady 7 etc.
The Filaments and The Foamers aren't Crack Rock Steady. They are Brass Punk ^^^

Crack Fic 

Other terms:

1. Crack Fict
2. Crack Fiction
3. Fanfiction Crack

(n) - Term used to describe fanfiction that is completly and utterly random,and makes no sense. Is usually done intentionally for humor purposes. Whether or not the fic is trying to be serious is hard to see or say.
Marissa: What are you watching?
Jesse: Smallville,why?
Marissa: I found a weird fic about it, check it out.
*ten minutes later*
Jesse: *screams in agony* Oh my God! It's-it's -CRACK FIC! *runs out of the room in terror*
Crack Fic by SirChubbyBunny October 17, 2010

Crack of dawn 

Usually a very early time; specifically, sunrise, but can be used to describe any ungodly-early hour. More often used by folk of rural upbringing.
We get up at the crack of dawn to feed the chickens.
Crack of dawn by 'Annony' September 26, 2005