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couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 9, 2017
mugGet the couch professormug.

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
mugGet the couch pocketmug.

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv
by Iistheman May 9, 2017
mugGet the potato couchmug.

couch rice

Look at him he is such a couch rice
by Kabcam December 15, 2018
mugGet the couch ricemug.

coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 6, 2012
mugGet the coma couchmug.

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
mugGet the Couch Commentatormug.

couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.
by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022
mugGet the couch couplemug.

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