Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 9, 2017
Get the couch professormug. A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
Get the couch pocketmug. by Iistheman May 9, 2017
Get the potato couchmug. by Kabcam December 15, 2018
Get the couch ricemug. That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 6, 2012
Get the coma couchmug. A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
Get the Couch Commentatormug. Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022
Get the couch couplemug.