Couch dancing

1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.

3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.

It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.

Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 13, 2018
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couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.
by KellyCrayon September 13, 2022
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Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.
We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.
by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021
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in da couch

Being very high/baked.
"Man, last night I was in da couch."
by bacmm January 20, 2018
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potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv
Evelyn is such a potato couch
by Iistheman May 10, 2017
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coma couch

That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.

Person A: "If Charlie dead?"

Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 06, 2012
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Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.
Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.
by Crazy Breezy July 28, 2021
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