cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007

cotton brothers

cocaine, heroin and morphine are the three cotton brothers. They are labelled this because the user will need some cotton to filter the drug before shooting.

If your slamming with the cotton brothers, life is only getting worse. A long road to addiction.

by Enter Samman- never never-land March 25, 2013

Cotton Cock

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

by shelberbelber June 2, 2011

opy cotton

New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.

Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton

by juicyjay4200 September 5, 2010

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013