Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.
by PAYJE April 20, 2010
-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.
by adamolanadam June 21, 2022
by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022
This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
My friend thought I was a telemarketer when I texted him. I told him I was a telemarketer, except auto correct changed my message . I ended up texting him, "Wait, no, I'm not a tellytubby."
by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016
An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF
TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
by coonified07195 March 30, 2016