auto correct

The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.

Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!

by franchise88 November 13, 2011

auto correct

one of the most annoying things EVER

dam^ Auto correct!!

by THE PERSON WHO SAVED YOU February 23, 2011

auto correct

the aboination in your iphone that screws up your relationship.

Jenny: hat babe. watchu doing?

Matt: "hat"??

Jenny: sry. i ment "hay". damn auto correct.

by ivygurl45 February 19, 2017

auto correct

it works when you don't want it to, and it doesn't when you actually want to use it.

oh boy, I hat auto correct!

by weaboo_scum May 17, 2015

Auto-correct

At fault for word(s):

It’s an assist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. It’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. This single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your arsenal of doubt or direct conversation.

situation:
Texter 1:yo you bringin the whore over.

Texter 2: WTF?

Texter 1: Damn you AUTO-CORRECT, I meant to say "it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities."

by StyleDogg October 28, 2011

Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.

Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct

by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015

Auto-correct

The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.

My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.

I just turned Auto-correct off.

by GuitarmasterX5000 November 3, 2012