compaq screw

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

by rebel4ever February 16, 2005

Company of Heroes

A game with average graphics, that brags to be the most realistic WW2 strategy game out there, but fails to deliver. It gives units unlimited ammunition, extreme health (or very low accuracy), And has bullets curving around corners.

Overall it is far over-hyped, and will never beat "Men of War" in realism.

Company of Heroes flaws, where Men of War (The MORE realistic strategy game) is more realistic.

Tanks take multiple *penetrating* shots to kill, and have a health bar.

One squad of 3 people can commando their way through an army, since superhumans exist. Right?

Poor fog of war system with no camouflage (other than for snipers)

Shows the war from only the view of Germany, USA and Britain (forget about the countries that contributed less, but it left out major countries such as Japan and the Soviet Union)

by NuclearTerrorist March 5, 2010

comp-face

One's "personal face" over the internet.

I can't believe she lied straight to my comp-face!

by Chrekol July 14, 2005

Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

Company of Heroes

An amazing and revolutionary WWII rts game produced by Relic and published by THQ. The game (at time of writing) involves the Allies (Americans) vs. the Axis (Germans).

Company of Heroes features the Havok 3 physics engine, incredible graphics, a totally destructible environment, and highly realistic gameplay ( for example, tanks DONT die to rifle fire).

Company of heroes scored best of E3 three times (twice for 2005 once for 2006) and has been rated Editors Choice (96%)of PC gamer among other reviewers.

Company of Heroes
Relic
THQ

by Alcorr September 15, 2006

compaq

Computer manufacturer that makes everything from handheld computers (pocket size computer) to the gs320 (a UNIX server the size of a uhaul van). They also made good portable systems until they merged with hp (now their laptops suck because they only have 1 memory slot).

I have an old compaq system with 2 memory slots

by root@localhost August 23, 2003

evil tyrannical company

the part of the government that consists of the school board and a superintendent.

There is a mob of kids outside the local evil tyrannical company's office.

by lancetankmen September 26, 2006