Dude Code

The subliminal coding imbedded in all guys.

1. No cockblocking

2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.

3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.

4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.

5. The only reason why a guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.

6. There is no reason why one guy should touch another guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.

7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister, friend, or bum.

8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.

9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).

10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends ass more than you.

11. A warm beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.

guy 1. DUDE! you're breaking the dude code! you pulled off a trifecta!!!

guy 2. ouch. i might as well get naked and wave at the mailbox.

guy 3. douchebags.

by uchas August 5, 2008

Alt Code

A code that is a combination of ALT and a number on the number pad

Alt + 1 = ☺ That is the first Alt Code

by Mandogy December 31, 2014

CODE BROWN

When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet

Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet

by MaddysGoneMissing December 29, 2018

MyWay Code

That part of the highway code that just doesn't apply to you. Applicable at junctions, one-way streets, when u-turning, or when you're just feeling too awesome for the rules.

Mad Mike: "You can't hook up a u-turn here!"

Xzibit: "Yo dawg, not accordin' to the MyWay Code, yo."

*crash, dawg.*

by Captain_Cauliflower September 21, 2009

Code Deuce

The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.

The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.

by JohnnyIntense March 6, 2009

Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.

"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."

by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014

dReSs cOdE

A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.

Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!

by Oof_Miaaa December 5, 2018