This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”
“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".
"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."
"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
by keithO2013 March 29, 2013

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
by Zairusu July 3, 2021

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit
by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"
Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

by Saltass May 22, 2018
