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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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Coconut Cupcake

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".
"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."

"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
by keithO2013 March 29, 2013
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Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?
by Zairusu July 3, 2021
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Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit
I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.
by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022
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coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018
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Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021
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you coconut

You coconut is used as a insult towards people that have a head that looks like a coconut.
Jack:Look at that gurl! Dayummm!
Tom:Shut the fuck up you coconut! She might hear us!
by Saltass May 22, 2018
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