Cancer Close

To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.

"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"

Cancer Close by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009

computer close 

a butt

yours

computer close by ben October 23, 2003

Time Close 

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

Time Close by NickyLags February 19, 2012

Joe close 

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

Joe close by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

soul-close 

Be close when referring to souls.

It’s true that he died but we are still soul-close.

soul-close by Theeiggster November 8, 2017

too close to call it 

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

too close to call it by snatchyZ May 9, 2018

Cat Close 

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

Cat Close by Honk on YT November 8, 2020