Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 16, 2018

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019

Jack Clegg

prick.

Jack Clegg is a prick prickity pricked prickled prick. He is pricklier than a prick

by suckmywinkle April 6, 2020

winch clegg

that guy who shags your nan

Winch Clegg shagged my nan last night

by lil gmoney June 2, 2020

Leon clegg

When you go to a girls house and she sticks her fingers in ur mouth and then files rape charges against you

Oh shit benedict, i totally pulled a leon clegg

by Benedict McGraw January 22, 2022

news feed cloggers

Someone who plays annoying games such Truth is, Tbh Etc, and clogs your news feed.

annoying attention news feed cloggers

by booblessb February 4, 2014

One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018