cheater slicks

crusty drawers, soiled grundies

those brown stripes that soil your white undies

fter drinking too much prune juice, I get cheater slicks on my calvin kleins

by dirtybird69 October 24, 2011

Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.

Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!

by winnberg June 16, 2011

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

cheaters cock

The shaving of a males pubes to make it appear that your cock is bigger than it actually is. This act usually adds 1+ inches to the male cock.

Also known as ADVANTAGE COCK

Larry shaved the base of his cock to give the affect that he is bigger than he actually is... Man that's cheaters cock!!!

by Thomas B 4 Real August 2, 2007

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

Hacker camper cheater booster

In the game Modern Warfare 2. You can see people cheating the game, sitting in a corner camping, hacking it with special mods and boosting by killing a friend for extra exp or headshots..

Fucks sake! Arctik Lizard is hacking, camping, cheating and boosting AGAIN! He's such a "hacker camper cheater booster!"

by NeilKetchum August 12, 2010

clater

to go somewhere quickly

you better clater there or you will be late

by scott oxley April 22, 2007