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Clamfathered

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.
Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014
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Clabsos

The English transposition of the series of emojis, 🆑🆎🆘, often used as a contextless expression.
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Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.
by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007
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Champions Club

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"
by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019
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no-boys club

A play on the term "old boys' club" (or old boy network) which also recalls the juvenile separation along gender lines sometimes seen in children at play ("no boys/girls allowed!"), a no-boys club may be said to exist where women make up the dominant force in a particular workplace or field, and this advantage is leveraged to create an environment where gender-based favoritism is evident among insiders and discrimination against men is tolerated.
Don't even bother applying for the HR position. There's not a single guy working in that department, and they like it that way: it's a total no-boys club.
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Clémence

1) A french word meaning indulgence or gentleness, the direct translation is clemency
2) A french name for a girl who is beautiful, smart, loving, open minded, an overall social butterfly, but is also strong and remains a true friend to you, even if you're broken and lost and she needs to carry some of your weight and share some of your pain to help you, and even if you have trouble letting people in, a girl who's always there for you.
A: You know Clémence?
B: Yeah, everyone does, she's great!
A: Well she's on of my best friends
B: Yeah, I see her with you all the time, she even turns down eating lunch with us to stay with you! What a great friend.
A: I know, I love her so much.
by SunshineSucker December 29, 2014
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Post Nut Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018
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