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Chronic Creek 

Chronic Creek; Cannabis Indica of the Great North Country. It is among the HIGHest Presidential quality homegrown in the 810 area. You don't play games with Chronic Creek its not for the weak lunged. It is the first of many generations to come. Grown by the young-bloods of a legendary dynasty of a master growing bloodline. Established June 2010.
No, No, No man... this is some CHRONIC CREEK, the one and only. Its FlintTown in this motherfucker.
Chronic Creek by Barrack Obubba September 25, 2010

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome 

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. This illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.

Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.

The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.
Teacher: "Why are you wearing that scarf? It's not an accepted uniform piece! To the principal's office with you!"

Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."

Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."

Chronic Fatigue 

Being in a state of sleepiness or extreme exhaustion after smoking some bomb green.
"Look at Eelander over there man, why's he so sleepy all of a sudden? that was good shit." Must be that "Chronic Fatique" that got a hold of him. "CF, what's that?" "Chronic Fatique"
"Chronic Fatigue"
Chronic Fatigue by Tracy McBert January 2, 2012

Chronic Contagious Nymphomania 

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.

Chronic fatigue syndrome

Difficulty waking up, or doing much of anything, resulting from smoking too much Chronic. (High THC marijuana Bud. The "good" stuff)
Q: "What is with me these days? Why are my eyelids like lead weights, and why am I still in bed at 1pm? I've got sh*t to do ... um, where's my bong?"

A; "Its all that bud-smoking, yo! You've got Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Chronic UDA 

Chronic Urban Dictionary Addiction.
Signs and Symptoms may include the following:
*Constantly being on urbandictionary.com
*Making sure to find out the new Urban Word Of the Day each day
*Using urban words many people don't know the definition of in real conversation.
Phil gets on his computer EVERY morning first thing to read the new Urban Word of The Day..*Every* day.
He's been this way for a year now...
I hate to say this...
but Phil has Chronic UDA
Chronic UDA by Versego April 21, 2009