gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.

The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.

by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017

choke hole

The hole in the side of a marijuana pipe's bowl. More commonly known as the carb hole. After smoke has built up in the piece a smoker removes her thumb from the choke to take the hit.

1. You've got a good hit built up in the chamber, take your thumb off the choke!

2. When I want to res-rip a piece, I suck the flame through the choke hole, and use the bowl as the choke.

by Fade-Ra March 23, 2016

choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013

Choke on a nickel

Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.

Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.

by Chokeonanickel April 3, 2022

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.

Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke

by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.

"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"

by Kitnix March 29, 2015