Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.

“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

cheddar bean

Cheddar Bean is A Gimp who is actually a friend, someone you value for their stupidity

Alright Cheddar Bean, how ya doing?

Your mate is the Cheddar Bean

by boyo123 February 8, 2017

Cheddared

When you’re feeling very cold or you’re freezing, the term cheddared comes into place.

Jon “Yo I’m feeling proper cheddared right now”
Dylan “Yeah I’m feeling the same, weathers pretty cold today”

by Chestarbest November 5, 2018

aged cheddar

Cheese that is left for years.

Some people like aged cheddar.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Wisconsin cheddar chug

When you use a cheese grader on your smegma onto your partners rectum filling it with a beer of your choice then partner sits on your face and you chug it

Kayla gives a great Wisconsin cheddar chug

by Bobby_smegking October 19, 2025

Cheddar bite delight

The act of eating the cheesy dead skin that you scraped out of your partners sweaty arse crack.

Nathan really enjoyed eating Gemmas cheddar bite delight. He claimed it was a very "Cheesy" experience.

by McNasty92 May 3, 2018