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scott hamilton

Scott: Velociraptors are the worst dinosaur.

Everyone else: Your wrong, scott hamilton.
by compsysc January 23, 2014
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Tom Hamilton

Quite possibly the greatest baseball announcer ever. The Clevend Indians primary announcer for the last 34 years.
Tom Hamilton is the greatest baseball announcer ever and could totally beat John Madden in a street fight.
by phelps April 18, 2005
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The Chameleon

The act of sexual intercourse where the man is fucking the girl doggy-style. Then pulling the penis out and re-inserting into the anus violently. The female will then climb up the wall and change colors.
bro 1: Yo dude! Did you see Rebbeca try to claw up the wall last night at the party?

bro2: Yeah bra, Don gave her the Chameleon!
by FOSTAMONSTA January 28, 2011
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hamilton

Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.
"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."
by Andrewkk October 23, 2005
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Hamilton Surprise

A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
by A|bomb June 3, 2009
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Hamilton

A kick-ass city in Southern Ontario that the majority of ignorant assholes like to call "stink-town" or some other lackluster and/or poorly faceted nickname. Although being the capital for major steel production (hence another nickname known as steel town), the air is clean, the trees are green, and the girls on our university and college campuses are hella fine. Hamilton is also home of one of the country's most reputable post-secondary institutions: McMaster University.

Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.
"Ah man, I spent the weekend in Hamilton and had sex with 2 chicks - at once!"
by JackBauer133 May 15, 2011
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dirty hamilton

When you tip a stripper 10 dollars US in the anus.
Dude if you give that stripper a dirty Hamilton she just might tip you.
by Nemo19899891 April 26, 2014
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