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me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.
Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!
by Sambiase August 14, 2024
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The Cassy Effect

A really, really strong urge to give someone a Birthday gift or Christmas gift weeks or even months earlier that when the event happens.
Getting Exceedingly high enjoyment out of spoiling someone.

This comes from the trend that a lot of people named Cassy/Cassandra have tendencies to act this way.
She was overwhelmed with the Cassy effect and gave her friend their birthday give 2 months early.
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Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
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Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024
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The Cesson

When you cum in your own mouth and then proceed to eat-out a female with the intention of getting her pregnant
Tried the Cesson and now my wife’s pregnant.
by Camden_Loves_Milk February 21, 2025
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Cartesian Cesspit

When an inexperienced man can't find the right hole on a woman and ends up in the backdoor.
Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Dr. Cesspool

by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022
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