ceiling karl

Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.

by Henry Yau June 10, 2008

ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.

Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.

by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014

Ceia

A word used in Gielinor (also known as RuneScape) to define a deity of half cat and half human, he is ofton heard in BH or PVP worlds meowing as he tears up his victims with his razor sharp cat claws.

He is VERY stealth-like and is very hard to catch, seeing or even hearing him is considered to be a luxury amongst many people.

fred: did you hear that??
bill: no? what?
fred: i just heard a-UHG
bill: a wha-

Ceia: meow -licks blood off paws-
ted: OMG RUN ITS CEIA

by SIRDERPSALOT November 10, 2010

Ceiling Shot

A term used right before a male blows his load right onto the ceiling above him.

"Ceiling Shot!" exclaimed Jack has he blew his load all over his parents ceiling.

by IshaBoi69Tekashi May 7, 2018

Ceilingz

Something a child would look up to when feeling horny

T: Do you like porn?

A: What do you think I like? The ceiling?

Everyone: Hahahahaha you like ceilingzzzzz

A: (triggered)

Everyone: ceiling, ceiling, ceiling, ceiling

by dnodrizz69 May 10, 2019

Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022