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Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.
Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.
by King Shlong July 25, 2015
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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
mugGet the Shrek's Candlemug.

Candle

Candle from the hill
by Dapoggster May 23, 2023
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
mugGet the candles on a birthday cakemug.

Hairy Candle

When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.
Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.
by Betty6969 July 17, 2021
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Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.
That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.
by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018
mugGet the Candle cakemug.

Candle

A slang term for a joint or a blunt.
let’s smoke some candles later!
by megaleea12 January 2, 2019
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