Gash cabbage

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.
by Zonal K September 13, 2019
mugGet the Gash cabbagemug.

cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable
I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages
by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017
mugGet the cock cabbagemug.

Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.
He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.
by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012
mugGet the Cabbage crusadermug.

Stuffing Cabbage

(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.
Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok
by Cabbagestuffed October 8, 2009
mugGet the Stuffing Cabbagemug.

cabbage sprinkle

Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.
Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.
by Venusbilly January 28, 2014
mugGet the cabbage sprinklemug.

shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.
We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.
by Denseenigma August 5, 2020
mugGet the shredding the cabbagemug.

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