beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

by brian March 14, 2004

meat curtians

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.

Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.

by Ogar October 1, 2003

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018

curtians

when someone places their ball sack on the bridge of the nose of another person so that each ball covers an eye creating CURTIANS

i gave him the curtians while he was passed out!!!!

by polish power March 28, 2008

Playboi Carti

The best fucking rapper. He reinvented music. Has like 1000 unreleased songs and the best baby voice.

You heard Playboi carti new snippet

Yea is fire

by XXL 666 April 14, 2020

Playboi Carti

A gay sexy vampire that keeps torturing his fans and lying about album release dates

dude 1 : did playboi carti drop

dude 2 : Super Idol 的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

by nineninesixteensixteen November 11, 2021

writ of certiorari

an action stating that the supreme court will hear a case that has been appealed to it

the writ of certiorari allowed larry flint to appear before the supreame court

by daneil December 6, 2004