A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
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Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
Derek~ eugh tmi!
Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
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Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.
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by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007
Get the Croc-butter mug.During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.
by Steve Kane May 7, 2004
Get the peanut butter pirate mug.One of the most surprisingly tasty sandwiches ever created. A lot of people like it with sweet pickles, i prefer dill. A sort of sweet and sour mix. Beware of too much pickle or your sandwich will fall apart.
by John Habibi September 16, 2007
Get the peanut butter and pickle sandwich mug.A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
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