munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021

Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".

"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."

by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013

Poodle Munching

Making out with the girl on top.

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

time of the munch

When a man or woman eats out another woman when she is on her period.

Damn Johnny are out Barbra's pussy while she was menstruating! He's really into that time of the munch!!

by Brungjo December 15, 2013

Cracker Munch

A derogatory insult towards a non-white person who is excessively obedient or servile to white people. The meaning is similar to the term Uncle Tom. It is derivative of the term Munch, but instead of referring to oral acts on women, it is with white men instead.

Jose no longer helps with the Latin community anymore. He would rather be a Cracker Munch and help that white guy incriminate us and deny our citizenship into the country.

by Urban Ron September 22, 2023

down to munch

A woman who is down to eat you out in either area.

Man that girl last night was down to munch. She went on for an hour down there.

by Lesli August 19, 2012