Ninja Butler

The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.

His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.

He's currently thought to live in northern England.

She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.

by Jamie Paris September 29, 2008

Sperm burgle

The act of being a sperm burglar.

Mike, "I have a similar problem."
Dave, "you've been sperm burgled too?!?!?!"

by Lukethesod November 2, 2008

A bartlett

A man who acts camp/homesexual/gay but has not yet come out of the closet or it is not known whether they are homesexual.

In some circumstances, a bartlett can mean a gay as well.

I looked across at him.. I could tell he was a bartlett by the way he interacted with those girls

What a bartlett!

by Words_man September 29, 2010

Bartlett

The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?
Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger
Johnson: That's great mate....

by golftrip02 June 23, 2007

Butler

A man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. Or someone who lives up someone elses Arsehole.

"I haven't seen much of Paul since he became Andrew's butler!"

by BistoYeti November 14, 2011

Bartleyed

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends

Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends

by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008

Burble

Despite other harsh definitions, in the battle game of Dagorhir, within the Empire of Mirkwood, Burble is known to be a very sweet lady. During a tournament for assassins at Dagorhir's yearly gathering Ragnarok, all of the Mirkwood fighters set out as an envoy for the young woman, to protect her from a group of would-be killers, who, sadly, didn't even make it past Mordor. And so, Burble became immortal, even revered, as the entirety of the Mirkwoodian Family stood to protect one of their own.

Protect the Burble!

Yo, Burble, come try the hookah!

by pornqueen August 4, 2011