Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"
Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."
Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."
by A Time Walker September 3, 2013
Get the Turd Burglarmug. This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....
Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.
Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019
Get the Toy Burglarmug. Noun;
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
¹One who falsely claims to be the first person to make a funny comment, sick burn, or a catchy nickname without proper credit to the actual person.
² people that are unoriginal and need to feel they can come up with a fresh saying, only to regurgitate a clever quip, or joke and claim it as their own.
It has been a long time since the WORD BURGLAR Reggie Regg has burgald my ip. I don't blame him, it's a cultural thing.
by Johnny4zero January 7, 2025
Get the Word Burglarmug. A person who anally fists another, grabbing the feces inside the anal cavity. The fister then removes the contents of the anus and proceeds to Waluigi-run away from the crime scene (usually while also maniacally laughing). This is a very real and lucrative crime. On average a turd burglary occurs at least once every hour.
911 Operator: “911, what’s your emergency?”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
Victim: “I need to report a burglary.”
911 Operator: “what was stolen.”
Victim: “I’d prefer not to say. Please send an officer quick! The turd burglar is getting away!”
by Definitely *NOT a Turd Burglar May 30, 2022
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by Ermenegildo May 12, 2021
Get the Rat Burglarmug. Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
Get the turd burglarmug.