hot tub blow job

Hot tub blow job

I got a hot tub blow job

by Bigrblue March 11, 2017

pop rocks blow job

I put pop rocks the candy in my mouth then give a blowjob.

MJR

I can’t get enough cock in my mouth. Yum yum cock. But nothing beats pop rocks and a cock the pop rocks blow job.

by Lord Matt sir December 18, 2019

Grand Rapids Blow Job

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

Blow Job À La Mode

The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.

A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.

by kman8 February 26, 2009

upside down pineapple cake blow job

Fellacio performed when one partner lays upside down , on their back with head hanging over the edge of the bed. The other partner inserts his member into the mouth and wha la
upside down pineapple cake blow job begins. Frequently performed in West Kildonan.

I got so ripped at the Legion last week I convinced Hellen
to give me an upside down pineapple cake blow job. It was sweet....

by Zhoda Smith December 29, 2006

seventy-fifth Blow Job-4 Him

To suck one's friends dry while on a rollercoaster.

I seventy-fifth Blow Job-4 HIm last night.


You Whore!!!

by Bill Hargtmen February 15, 2009

Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012