An apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting). The room can also include a stereo for music or to muffle the noise. Combination of the verb Blast and the Noun Pad.
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Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.
by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019
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I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!
by Clubie February 1, 2021
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"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"
It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"
It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.
Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007
Get the Lassie-blaster mug.When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
by aentreri June 29, 2009
Get the Shat Blast mug.A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.
Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!
2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.
3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"
2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.
3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"
by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011
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