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Blanked

In gaming "Blanked" or blanking someone means you shot at another player and your pellets didn't hit them.
"I blanked the yellow skin"
by therealjord September 8, 2025
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Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants
" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"
by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024
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*Blank* is my God

No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Blank Stare

The look that your friend gives you when they are way too drunk. There are no words said and no thoughts behind the eyes. This is when you know it's time to take them home.
She gave me the blank stare, so we left the bar but barely made it out.
by hello der December 6, 2023
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If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Dust Blank

Person 1: I heard that a model slept with 50 after attending a swingers party.

Person 2: The majority of swingers are 50 and up, so at least 40 of those disgusting geezers were shooting dust blanks.
by Reneguard September 8, 2021
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Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
by Pialinist April 22, 2023
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