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Blazertag

to get stoned and then lazertag; preferably with large groups of small children, assholes, and 14-year-old's who forgot to hit puberty. participants usually smoke several ghetto bowls, or 'cans,' behind the lazer-arena of choice and play racing games before lazertag begins.

after blazertagging, it is recommended to walk to the nearest cumberland farms for 79cents any size icees.

disclaimer: blazertag is not for the faint of heart. or faggots.
"went blazertagging the other night"

"is that where you smoke weed and lazertag?"

"yes"

"good"
by srtjsrthz December 22, 2009
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Kamloops Blazers

A Kamloops hockey team who hasn't won a championship in a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
Looks like the Kamloops Blazers are out of the playoffs. MAN ITS LIKE DEJA VU!
by LanerzTV July 8, 2011
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blame

An unfounded accusation; Assigning ownership of an effect without conclusive or definitive evidence that corresponds to the cause; Finger-pointing.
"Blame" is a quick and easy method to assign responsibility consistent with a particular agenda by jumping to conclusions based on assumptions rather than facts; As such, "blame" is more commonly observed where the ability to apply logic or reason is inhibited, i.e. less sophisticated settings , less (emotionally) developed persons .
by dexmcgee December 11, 2015
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blazer

An official of any small amateur or semi-professional football (soccer) club in the UK. They are often, but not exclusively, elderly, haughty and completely out of touch with the club's supporters.

They drink free tea and cakes before, at half-time and after the game, they NEVER pay to watch the game and always receive a free programme or matchday magazine. They almost invariably wear a white shirt, a club tie and, of course, a blazer: a dark jacket often bearing the club's crest on the breast pocket.

They tend to be held in low esteem by supporters and "blazer" should be considered a derogatory term.
As Vice Chairman, Clive felt he was an important and respected figure at the club. The fans just sniggered at the pompous old blazer.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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Blame Canada

A previously existing phrase that became exceedingly popular in the Northeast following the massive "Northeast Blackout of 2003" that originated in Ontario. The blackout affected parts of Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island for a total of 45 million Americans. While US officials blamed Canada for the outage, Canadian officials blamed several US states including New York and Pennsylvania.
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"8/14/03: Blame Canada"
by mmmdonuts75 May 2, 2010
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Beamer

A person whose life is devoted to playing video games.

Word originates from the beaming that goes on between said beamer and the tv set on which he is playing his game.
Jim called himself a gamer; but everyone at school made fun of him calling him a beamer.
by DimDog December 27, 2008
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blumer

Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.
Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.
by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009
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