Bildo

When you can't find your dildo and you end up using your neighbours (Bill) fist.

Knock knock....
Amy: You home Bill?
Bill: Oh hi Amy what can I get you? A cup of sugar?
Amy: Ummmmm just wanted to know if I could borrow your Bildo
Bill: OK no worries, I have a pie in the oven so you can only borrow it for about 10 mins

by Frank Fontain November 26, 2020

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bilbo13bilbo

Admin password to most porn sites since 1995.

Hey Keydet, I forgot my Pornhub login. Did you try bilbo13bilbo?

by VMIgeneral98 December 3, 2020

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Bilbo Baggins

A sock full of sand.

I call this sock full of sand bilbo baggins because it looks like a bag and when I was like 5 I had recently watched the hobbit and heard bilbo baggins.

by CLOBESTANTINE January 29, 2021

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Billoos

The best restaurant in the west. Not only is there Indian cuisine fire but billoo himself is always a trickster. Gear up for a night of eating, singing and dancing. Must book reso at least 2 months on advance. Aka the Oasis, flavour city and spice paradise.

Nana: Wilt thy be attending billoos tonight?

Me: fuck ya Nana, billoos is gonna be fire

by Zaheed "Habibi" bolton December 27, 2020

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Bidoof

Bidoof is a stupid Pokémon which is hated by most. They are knee loving creatures who commonly go to business meetings in Colorado. Most Bidoofs work as business men/woman and love to do business. If you ever come across a bidoof you must immediately punt it across a field.

Bidoofs are stupid.

by ChancellorX March 8, 2021

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