Biff the Stiff

The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010

Biff

A sharp strike with any weapon, or considerably strong.

That's a biff walnut
You biffed them with that bat

by Biff Walnut June 6, 2019

biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"

by OddT0d May 7, 2024

Biff

Best Infinite Fucking Friend, when you find one you support each other until the universe stops.

"Put your hair up biffle before you fight!"

by TheTittyMonster February 22, 2018

Biff-ie Jester

cheap ass plastic Lighters you get for about 99p/per1000 and the break like MoFo's from broadway!

"Pass me that that biff-ie Jester son!"
"no juice man, its busted again!"
"SHIT SON!"

by kidd March 6, 2004

biff

another word for a cigarette

ur such a biff ed

by mongotron May 11, 2018

Biff

Best

Incredible
Fucking
Friend

She's my Biff

by Book-Nerd-on-Reply March 27, 2017