surfin' bird

a bird that everybody knows about

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

surfin' bird

by Boborian December 9, 2008

do bird

to serve a sentence in prison

(on a postcard): Dear Mommy and Daddy! We do bird for drug trafficking in Sing Sing. Greetings!

by necrotism September 2, 2006

extreme bird watching

this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.

Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys

by chest hair Andy September 23, 2009

Angry Bird Shit

Playing Angry Birds whilst shitting.

I just got my angry bird shit on big time.. had to bring in the mighty eagle.

by warso March 5, 2011

Flappy bird

A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.

"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."

by bEAR March 10, 2014

Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011

eats like a bird

To consume small portions.

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.

by D-Bruch August 10, 2009