bork

Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.

"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"

by Analgator September 10, 2006

Björk

A hero among every race. One that must be worshipped by everyone. It can also mean god like drinks.

Greta thunberg is a björk

Björk jooce is the best

by Björk557 September 30, 2019

bork

Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"

You just got donkey borked.

"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.

by Kincaide&MrCutie November 9, 2008

bork

an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience

bork has pink hair.

by ZEKE May 8, 2003

Bork

(verb)
to have intimate relations with Borker.

"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"

by Sister#9 November 4, 2008

bork

aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.

Thomas Walker is a bork.

by tjwal April 6, 2007

Bork

Gun. Usually a handgun. Can sometimes be used as a verb.

That hater tried to run up on me with his nine, so I pulled out by bork and busted a few caps upside his punk ass head.

I borked my refrigerator after it looked at me funny.

by Du Rag April 29, 2005