bent

Irish slang word

If a person is bent, they can't kick a ball straight to save their own life

Callum just missed again, he's so bent.

by dereksinginghighlikethis April 9, 2022

Get Bent

basically means Go Fuck Yourself.

"hey can I stay over?"
"Get Bent."

by BestBoiJayJay April 1, 2020

Bent

A Guy who is a very lightweight drinker and loves bitter bears, he is a fun guy and amazing to be around when sober but will have no fucking repect for you when drunk. He has the best body ever because he hits the gym every day. Bent is a private school boy with a naughty side. Bent is one of the best people to be around

“Oh so you went round to Bent’s house” “Yes I did, he kicked us out at 9:30 cause apparently he had no fucking respect for us”

by Jerry King April 22, 2019

Bent

Being to fucked up that you literally cant do anything

Bro I am so bent I cant even see

by Give the good neck September 12, 2019

Bent The Ship

An extremely well-attended and boisterous party, gathering, or rave.

Man, that party was so off the hook, it bent the ship!

by n47w59 October 7, 2016

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Bent

Quite an abusive term used to describe a homosexual

Oh you're so bent

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022