soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 May 22, 2018

Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 24, 2010

soft donald

A soft donald is a sexual act in which a guy unannouncedly clutches a woman's vagina from behind while performing anal sex.

I can't finish anymore unless I sneak in a quick soft donald before I get off!

by vix00n November 19, 2017

Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

by Robster006 February 16, 2021

Soft ghosting

When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages

Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”

Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”

by -.jadaskyeeeee.- October 15, 2019

Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020