Bamting

When you're so rich to the point where you don't even have to look at the price tag

Simon: What does Bamting mean?
Ksi: I'm BAMTING fam, I'M RICH

by You ever just yeet? March 5, 2020

baiting masters

1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.

Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Barfington

Barfington, or Barf, is a raccoon (age 2 months) whose parents are Sam and Molly. Barf is a raccoon from a candy store on the way to Tulsa. Sam bought Barf for $13.99, and from then on Barf was with Sam wherever he went. Barf is abused by Sam in front of Molly. Sam and Molly are now divorced.

"Barfington is soooo hot"
"yes"

by SamBroeming December 1, 2022

Batting out of your crease

When a person tries to pursue someone who is out of his or her league

Friend 1 : This is the girl I'm talking to

Friend 2 : Yasis Friend1 stop batting out of your crease you dont have a chance with her she's way out of your league

by Gerberguy March 18, 2023

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015