Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
by Biggjigglyballs March 09, 2018
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Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.
Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”
by Lubejonesjr March 13, 2022
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Balloon Factor

When a company expands quicker than the directors or shareholders can keep up with employees, eventually it explodes like a balloon.
Chris and Pete promised consumer's their investments would be delivered in a set time frame. When that failed, Chris and Pete promised new and better products which sucked further outside investors in. Eventually unable to deliver any products, the company folded....that is the "balloon factor"
by Winfield83 January 04, 2019
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Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.
Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017
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Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
“Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
by Super accurate description October 09, 2020
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Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off
She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party
by Martin Aynuss June 24, 2022
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Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications
Balloon-gate is coming soon.
by Crazy Bernie February 06, 2023
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