Baller status 

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

Baller status by BIGBOI[814] March 30, 2009

baller status 

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.

Chad Tipton has baller status.

baller status by ch4drock December 10, 2008

Baller Status 

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

Baller Status by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010

Baller Shirt 

A shirt that is Ballin. It can even be ballin' on a budget. It can also go with Ballin pants.

Beth was wore her ballin shirt to work today.

Also; Brad's shirt looks ballin' today.

i.e. Matthew is always wearing baller shirts.

Baller Shirt by Willie Pese February 3, 2010

Baller Quad 

giant room attached to a little box with 2 bunkbeds. the inhabitants are fabulous and have 2 tvs and 2 dying plants

I'm going to the Baller quad cause I need cooler friends

Baller Quad by Regina Felange December 27, 2007

baller-koan 

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.

"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"

baller-koan by flavahnice May 17, 2008

Baller BJ Jams 

Noun an organization of street ballers

My team won in Baller BJ Jams conference.

Baller BJ Jams by shasssssssshaq bj quick May 5, 2018