pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.

Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.

pooping backwards by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010

GAF Backwards 

A term used to describe a friend as a fag where discretion is necessary.

Jeff, your a gaf backwards!

GAF Backwards by Ithor March 3, 2009

Halfass Backwards 

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com

The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

Halfass Backwards by HalfassBackwards.com April 21, 2009

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass 

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass by Skandranon July 19, 2011

Ass Hat Backwards 

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

Ass Hat Backwards by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012

suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.

Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!

suck my dick backwards by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018

fuck your mother backwards 

It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one

1- to fuck there mother

2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong

3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.

jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards

fuck your mother backwards by robertH1230123 February 12, 2010